By Mwangi Gichau

Tusker FC were crowned 2011 KPL winners
Pamzo was tossed in the air by the Brewers
And Shikokoti lifted the trophy with big ears
For the ninth time they won but after four years

Ulinzi Stars were the runners up
That means they didn't retain the cup
They failed to use their guns and bullets to shoot
But Waruru consoled them with the Golden Boot

Sofapaka settled for a distant third position
The club that once defeated Egyptian opposition
Kogalo finished one spot above Ingwe
That is their only achievement anyway

Leopards mauled their way into the top five
Thanks to Jan Koops' 13 match unbeaten run
Then Sony, Rangers and Chemilil
Completed the Top Eight semi-league

Congrats but why did Tusker win the league?
Is beer more important than sugar and milk?
City Stars miraculously survived the chop
Sadly no more football trips to the coast

Welcome back to the top flight Oserian
And the other promoted club, Hongera
Looks like we're in for more derbies and floodies
Buddies, did I mention lucky fans found love in the stadies?

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